closed handed

1. selfish.
2. ready to fight.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003

Emily Hand Scoops

An unofficial unit of measurement used by eso competitors

We need three Emily Hand Scoops of beads.

by urfukinmom69696969420 March 17, 2023

sticky pumpkin hand

When you are fisting someone and you pull out chunks of something like when you are scooping out a pumpkin

Last night with Eric, I got sticky pumpkin hands

by tater_anne September 30, 2017

hand brand

when someone slaps you (usually one the upper back) so hard it leaves a red and upraised imprint.

the imprint of a ferocious slap.

"look at my back! jerry hit me!"

"hahaha you have a hand brand!"

by panda porn December 17, 2011

Hand Briefs

When a guy poses naked with only his hand covering his junk. Similar to a female's Hand Bra.

"Yo. Tracy showed me that Alan sent her a pic of himself with Hand Briefs. He's into some really intense sexting!"

by Biiig Z September 25, 2011

Ranch Hand

When you use ranch dressing as a personal lubricant for masturbation.

"I left out the Hidden Valley after I was finished eating my hot wings, so I could give myself the old ranch hand."

by DeAnn Guthrie March 21, 2023

hand sneeze

When you ejaculate after a hand job.

Man, you should've seen my hand sneeze last night!

by Artie Chokes November 24, 2021