King John

A King John blow job. While the woman is giving head the man sucks his thumb, pulls his ear, and only pauses to occasional to say 'Mama'.

This is a niche act, generally only preformed by balding firemenand lesbian in denial.

She was giving a King John to Tony but was distracted by thoughts of Dame Judy Dench.

by Bunkerite March 27, 2023

John Rosado Anderson

The ultimate stoner
He is also strong and even though he looks overweight, he has a six-pack underneath and can snap your neck but won't because he's too much of a stoner.

God dammit John Rosado Anderson, please stop smoking weed,

by Andithegamercat2 March 29, 2023

John Campa

D1 pole vaulter and a pro pole dancer

John Campa twerked on me.

by 85634524512qws March 30, 2023

John Winn

Very famous and very cool. His most famous quote is no doubt when he said, “welcome to the Winner’s Circle with me, John Winn. If you win, you’re in.” And then he won.

Did you hear John Winn’s planning on arm-wrestling David? It’ll be one for the history books.

by eBucks May 31, 2024

John

A John is a person full of passion, love and understanding. It will always focus on your best interests and will always make sure to help you when in need.

Thank god John is here, my life would be very different without John!

by Exio June 1, 2024

John af

On my best behaviour.

I've been John af today. Woke up at 5am. Did a five mile run... and consumed a balanced intake of physical and spiritual nourishment.

by chillydayswarmnights June 3, 2024

John

A elderly, senior, aged, older adult, senior citizen, geriatric, advanced in age, aging, golden ager, retiree, old, mature, veteran, pensioner, elder, old-timer, long-lived, septuagenarian, octogenarian, nonagenarian, centenarian, elderly person, ancient, oldster, patriarch, matriarch, superannuated, timeworn, grizzled, seasoned, hoary, elderly individual, longevous, declining in years, aging person, past their prime ass nigga.

Damn, John still coming around?

by WhatTheChapterFeeling June 3, 2024