Isaiah john

He's cute , he zesses plenty n he does fuck rel ting🔥

Isaiah john is a zesser

by Lsjsnsn October 19, 2019

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John

the best person in the planet. He's tall, pale and hot. Many girls are begging for him to be theirs, but he's already taken. Everybody loves him. When he walks on a street, many people would ask for his autograph. When he steps in a shop, people ask him to take pictures with him. He has good hygiene and he owns 15 cars. He lives in a palace with his dog and his girlfriend

girl1: omg i have a new crush
girl 2: he must be mid
girl1: no, he's a john
girl2: WAIT WHAT?!?!?!? IM CRUSHING ON HIM TOO

boy 1: so many girls are simping for john, why not us!?!
boy 2: maybe because we're not john
boy1: damn i want to be a john

"Hes so rich, popular, hot and amazing! he must be a john"

by thatonereallycoolhotperson June 8, 2023

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john fortnite

usually somebody who is a chill guy and doesn't really gaf

This guy is a certified john fortnite!

by john fortnite twice removed December 15, 2024

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Porta John

The biggest nigga you ever met. Smells like a absolute piece of dog ass. Chill homie but sucks dick.

Damn Porta John, when’s the last time you took a shower you fat fuck.

by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022

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Curse of John the Dog

The very definition of a curse. It will begin by looking into the accursed John the Dog's eyes. This curse will affect your whole bloodline by causing traumatic dreams and event throughout their entire life. John the Dog was created in a freak accident after an artist accidentally brought his creation to life, and John began to spread his
curse.

I have succumb to the Curse of John the Dog. John the Dog has curse my whole bloodline!

by Gary Peacock February 5, 2025

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