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Holewrecker 

After a homewrecker wrecks your relationship, you can become a holewrecker. Basically you punish the homewrecker with a gaping asshole.
"You know how Sophia is a homewrecker?"

"Yeah, well I became her holewrecker."
Holewrecker by AstronX December 2, 2023

Holey Tingle 

The sensation one feels after taking an unbelievably massive shit. You will notice that your anus is exhausted and you experience pins and needles sensations like when your foot falls asleep. A side effect of the Holey Tingle is a tendency to not want to sit down but also need a nap.
Guy 1: Dude, I just crapped off about 5 pounds and now my asshole is throbbing, but like, in a good way.

Guy 2: That my friend, is what we call the "Holey Tingle"
guy 1: "that image is really holesum!"

guy 2: "are you fucking retarded? it's spelled 'wholesome'."
holesum by oilyblackman January 17, 2024

holecrastinating 

When you have something that needs to be done in a timely matter but instead you fall into a social media video hole or finger swiping.
Me: Nora are you holecrastinating?
Wife: Am I what?!
Me: I said are you holecrastinating?
Wife: Am I what?’
Me: Yea, I thought so.

holemaxxing 

When you stretch your asshole so far out it makes tears in the skin so it stretches farther.
He wants it to fit, so hes holemaxxing.
holemaxxing by Carter Pewderschmidt February 22, 2024
Yikes or the verbal version of a nervous gulp
Person 1: I failed my math test
Person 2: HOLES!!
Holes by Kooldude25 May 9, 2024