Blunt Fart

When you hit the blunt so hard you fart smoke.

Ted Heem got blunt farted on.

Period.

by HeemKeds January 1, 2017

Sonic Fart

A fart you can hear and smell at the same time

I feel a Sonic fart coming on...

by ToolHandle January 1, 2017

Sailboat farts

When you're on a sailboat and you have no wind, so you fart to make the boat go.

toot toot
Sailboat farts

by Urban Cutester January 9, 2017

Fart Block

Soundproofing your under garments to hide the sound of flatulance. Usual substances used in this process include but are not exclusive to wool, styrofoam, bunched up tissues, cotton balls, and cotton candy. (verb) (fart blocking, fart blocks, fart blocked)

Sarah was happy to be able to order beans at the restaurant without worrying about others hearing her fart because she had fart blocked her thong.

by Fartbart January 12, 2017

Puddle fart

When someone pounds it hard and when the penis pulls out it breathes heavily like the sound of an elephant trunk

He ramed me so hard on the bed. When i rolled over off the bed all i heard was a loud Puddle fart it was heavy wind with extreme pressure that i couldnt control 💨

by Queef_Daddy_Master January 29, 2017

Fart Dart

When your fart comes out really fast, and smells bad, but does not make any noise

Ewww.... he made a fart dart

by Yellow jenkins February 8, 2017

Fart

The most Splendid Awesome SATISFYING thing FLOPPIN EVER! But... thats only if its you, if your homiee fam does a little toot, you fuckin outa there ASAP! You be screaming evacuate! The smells actually kind good doe

I FARTED said bobby OH NO! GOD NO screamed Alex RUN FOR UR FUCKING LIVES

by AliBoyHD123 December 4, 2019