"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.
by eda-skip October 15, 2021
Get the Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same timemug. alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳
random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*
random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?
me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.
random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?
random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.
random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*
random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?
me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.
random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?
random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.
random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me
by holydrugs April 26, 2022
Get the abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with memug. by eash man August 16, 2020
Get the Hey I wanna was a good time to get your kids to my gmail addressmug. Okay, if you are this bored, nothing i can do will help you. This is when you type the keyboard but then say the ending lines of the alphabet song. I know your bored, let's see who can be bored enough to read this first. Next question, What did John Locke do???? I'm guessing you don't know because you type random shit during social studies class.
Teacher: Okay so go to Google Classroom
Student: *goes to Urb*
Student: *Types 'qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm now i know my qwe's next time won't you sing with me'*
Student: *goes to Urb*
Student: *Types 'qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm now i know my qwe's next time won't you sing with me'*
by tecopux October 4, 2021
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by sussy bake April 29, 2022
Get the abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z. Now I know my ABCs, next time will you sing with me?mug. Me- Yu-Gi-Oh you have been bugging me all night
Yu-Gi-Oh- A-a-a-all r-r-r-right It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d Duel
Me- Pikuchu fuck up that nigger
Yu-Gi-Oh- A-a-a-all r-r-r-right It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d Duel
Me- Pikuchu fuck up that nigger
by Neil Awsomense January 11, 2009
Get the It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d Duelmug. 1: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm now i know my abc's next time won't you sing with me
2: what a terrible world we live in.
2: what a terrible world we live in.
by zenvio January 11, 2022
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