Ole Pee Pee Hands

An individual who accidentally spills a urine sample on their hands and is so dumb someone has to tell the individual to go wash their hands.

“Did you see Ole Pee Pee Hands trip up the stairs and spill that hot piss all over his hands?”

by Wild turkey 193 April 10, 2019

hand mullet

If you have a pregnant wife you know what I mean.

I have grown a hand mullet due to a lack of sexual participation from my pregnant wife.

by susil19 June 2, 2016

the easy hand

In cryptocurrency trading, someone who will instantly sell their coin once they see it drop a little bit in value. This name is often attributed to new crypto-traders who don't have much faith in blockchain.

"Bitcoin is crashing! It dropped 5% in the past hour, I'm gonna sell!" -Chad
"Dude, don't be the easy hand. HODL." -Ned

by AlmondMan May 2, 2018

Hand Bike

Where a woman will get underneath an unsatisfied man and will then proceed to rotate his balls clockwise

she gave him a hand bike so that he could cum

by Dan Olack December 11, 2007

left handed

left handed = 20k pp
left handed = #1 & #2
left handed = respect+

Guy 1: Hey, bro, you left handed?
Guy 2: Naw.
Guy 1: Damn, you must really suck at osu! don't you?

by /bobby/ September 9, 2020

avon hands

means ur hands are sensitive to heat.. can’t pick up hot shit

drops plate cuz it’s hot as fuck

coworker: damn you got avon hands

by waffle house worker January 2, 2022

got hands

can catch or fight really well

Ryan: (impressed) Dude's got hands.
Xander: I think they're paws, actually.
Ryan: Whatever. We can definitely use him on the team.

by johnzilla1126 September 14, 2025