John

A man that passionately loves massive red throbbing cock ripping his anus. Typically done by black fem boys.

That dude is such a John.

by Austin Penwhite December 12, 2023

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John Pack

A Carton of Cigarettes

Stop hogging the John Pack

by MM251 May 28, 2025

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John

A big baby.

Thinks he's a thug.

Dudley is about to smack the s*** outta John. 😊

by Kaitie_e7 October 9, 2019

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John pork

The act of porkin it in public

I was caught “John porkin” it at Chuck E. Cheese

by Duckbuster November 14, 2025

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john doe ho

any corpse turned trick, by jeffrey dahmer, before the authorities can match dental records.

mr. dahmer licked his fingers and belched as he finished turning out, another john doe ho. the best part was he got his money back and a full belly everytime!

by big bb gib February 19, 2009

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John.

John is an amazing person who will never fail to make you happy, laugh, or smile. They have a fantastic taste in music and are usually dorks or nerds, but still awesome

person: whos that
person 1: oh thats just John.

by iiSilentFoxxowo July 22, 2019

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