Blue-ish

Depending on the context, it is code for "Jewish". This is to avoid being banned for openly racist behavior.

John: The "Blue-ish"people own the media companies!
Trevor: That's anti-semitic John, do you have any proof of that?
John: Yes, here are some examples Trevor.

CNN: David Levy, President, Turner
CNN: Jeff Zucker, President
CNN: Wolf Blitzer, Chief Anchor

ABC: Bob Iger, Owner
ABC: Ben Sherwood, President
ABC: James Goldston, News Chief

MSNBC: Brain Roberts, Owner
MSNBC: Bob Roberts, President
MSNBC: Noah Oppenheim, News Chief

CBS: Summer Rothstein, Owner
CBS: Les Moonves, President
CBS: David Rhodes, News Chief

The New York Times: Ochs-Sulzbergers, Owner
The New York Times: Arthur Sulzberger, Publisher
The New York Times: Mark Thompson, Editor in Chief

BBC: Marcus Agius, Board, Rothschild
BBC: Danny Cohen, Director
BBC: Ian Katz, BBC Newsnight

VOX: Ezra Klein, Co-Founder, Editor
VOX: Matthew Iglesias, Co-Founder

BUZZFEED: Jonah Peretti, CEO
BUZZFEED: Ken Lerer, Co-Founder
BUZZFEED: Ben Smith, Editor in Chief

The Economist: Owned by the Rothschild Family
The Economist: Eli Goldstein, Board Director

The Guardian: Anthony Salz, Rothschild Rep.
The Guardian: David Pemsel, CEO
The Guardian: Katharine Viner, Editor-in-Chief

Huffpost: Ken Lerer, Co-Founder
Huffpost: Jonah Peretti, Co-Founder
Huffpost: Lydia Polygreen, Editor-in-Chief

by Mein Kampfy Couch January 27, 2021

blue moon weed

blue moon weed is when you smoke weed under the full moon while blue balling yourself while masturbating

yooo dude it was such a blast last night i had the best blue moon weed ever!

by paneshroud December 22, 2023

blue glasses

POV: you’re totally tubular guy/gal.

“dude she’s so blue glasses.”
“totally.”

by milleeimani June 26, 2022

Corona Blues

Blue balls caused by not being able to get out and get Grindr sex because of the coronavirus lockdown.

“Oh man I’m SICK of this lockdown now!”

“I know, right! Tell me about it! I’ve already got a bad case of the corona blues!”

by Joshua_Paris April 3, 2020

Blue bowels

Inspired by “blue balls,” this term refers to the feeling you get when you are starving at a restaurant and see the waiter approaching with food only to pass your table and bring it to other customers.

“Omg our food is coming!”
“Fuck, it’s not ours. I have blue bowels.”

by Theboyssssssss February 27, 2022

Black and Blue Syndrome

whenever there is something someone doesn't want you to do, you do it anyway
whenever you get bored you antagonize people

whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions

Yeah Michael, Hes got a bad case of black and blue syndrome, hes running around attacking people but tomorrow he'll be back at our door step.

by anonymous January 5, 2021

Blue scronchies

OMG! Scrunchies are theeee best!!! Especially blue ones. They fit nicely around your wrist…. AND ANKLE!! They are perfect for putting your hair in bun buns and pigtails! Also they never run out of style. And don’t even start about the texture. Blue scronchies are literally my life. No seriously I have 6,259,071. THEY ARE THE BEST!!!!

Jessica: Ugh my scronchie broke!

Kevin: idiot, that’s cuz ur not using a blue one. Like duh! Blue scronchies hold up your hair perfectly and are super stylish!

Jessica: oh no I need to buy a blue scronchie NOW!!

Kevin: it’s fine you can borrow one of mine. I have ten billion.

by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021