a john howard

Shovel poo from ones bum

And smear it on another person's eyebrows

She looks like she's had a john howard

by leroy 1111111 October 21, 2022

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Long John

The cutest ferret in the world

“Long John stop biting my toes!” “Where’s Long John? Oh he’s in the drawers”

by sxccubxs June 25, 2018

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Melted John

Someone who is extremely intoxicated (a Glaswegian slang term)

Oaft I’m absolutely melted John

by danie7smith March 6, 2025

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John Emery

At totally epic gamer! This is the man you would want on your team. An insane apex legend and a totally rad siege player 😩! This guy will kick names and take ass! Never 1v1 him cuz he’ll destroy you!

Person1: “did you see that guy who killed me!?”

Person2: “bruh that guy was such a John Emery!”

by KidKryptic October 17, 2021

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John Cocking Farm

when a farmer has a farm mostly full of chickens instead of other farm animals

1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."

by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023

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