John Lennoned

Getting a facial with glasses on

Much like how John Lennon’s blood splattered across his glasses when he got shot in the face

Dude I was with my girl last night and I John Lennoned her!

by Scarpaltunnel October 29, 2023

Creamy John

When a man puts a Chocolate or Vanilla Long John in a girls vagina

OMG last night I got the best Creamy John from the school janitor

by Didyoujust-touchmyass December 20, 2017

Donald John Trump

Poor

Donald John Trump

by GermaniumL November 8, 2025

John

The greatest person alive. Is funny and usually has brown hair. Is very outgoing and funny.

Me: John is the best :)
John: nah you are

by Perid0tIsBest October 28, 2020

john taco

the ww2 veteran who invented tacos on the uss texas

dude 1:mmmn who invented these tacos
dude 2: john taco

by the wenis February 20, 2024

john lau

gay guy but straight

john lau is not gonna BRO UP with you

by bro up October 3, 2020

John

Absolute ALPHA. John is a great friend and an all around great guy to be with. He will make everyone stop and look with his sexy looks and fat cock. John is a guy that everyone wants to be friends with. Overall he is an outstanding person and the most down to earth guy out there. If you are friends with a John do not do anything that could end the friendship, keep close and stay friends with him because he will help you to be the best you can be.

Guy 1: Did you see Johns new haircut

Girl 1: holy fuck i would let john take advantage of me any day. That mullet and stache has me so wet!!

Girl 2: He could shit on my chest and would take it.

by John99901 February 10, 2022