The most average person on the planet. Has a medium-income job, a medium house, a wife and 2 kids, a dog, has a hobby that he likes, an average social life, average morals, average skills, etc.
by buddy retard June 19, 2020
Get the Johnmug. ‘That ain’t his real voice. He’s doing a John Opkins.’.
‘That geezer don’t talk like that normally. He’s just doing a John Opkins.’
‘That geezer don’t talk like that normally. He’s just doing a John Opkins.’
by SwissMinty February 22, 2025
Get the Doing a John Opkinsmug. a very self absorbed femboy twink, a knee slapper, a self proclaimed man , a comedian, a gigolo, his intro song is “i aint got nobody (just a gigolo) by louis prima”. money getting, hes a grinderrr oh oh oh ohhh he get money fr oh oh oh oh ohh, likes to slap tf out hoes if out of line, he spreads the love alll arounddd, the one and only big nasty, he likes to feather his mullet, does roids on a daily basis and ends up getting hemorrhoids from the strong strain, unleashes the most diabolical, unhinged, life taking, nose hair burning farts ever. also shits himself alot bc of the strain and pressure of the farts.
“yoo is that john funk?” “yeah bro i heard he got the gnarliest farts ever man”
*farts*
*burns nose hairs off*
“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”
*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
*farts*
*burns nose hairs off*
“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”
*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
by jim bithell March 10, 2025
Get the john funkmug. May 18th National fuck John day. It’s a day where you find the nearest and dearest John to you and have intimate passionate sex with him
by Ilikelatinas69 May 18, 2025
Get the Fuck John Daymug. He has a 30 inches dick and got a lot of girls.
He only wears the rich stuff like gucce, louis and prada. He is one of the funniest person and that why everybody loves him.
He only wears the rich stuff like gucce, louis and prada. He is one of the funniest person and that why everybody loves him.
by Hellao September 29, 2019
Get the Johnmug. A John is a person who is very annoying and a person who always complains about something to someone. He is also very gay and always steals the chances you or your friend get.
Perhaps there is a John in your class who is the like this you can use it as
You: Dude that guys a JOHN!
Your Friend: Yeah Dude!
You: Dude that guys a JOHN!
Your Friend: Yeah Dude!
by Cryptic7509 November 15, 2022
Get the Johnmug. by Killa 678 February 14, 2021
Get the John’s Dictionarymug.