What the John

When someone says something that may be deemed bull shit or is bullshit

Person 1: “today I met the rock?
Person 2: “What the John”
Person 1: “yeah sorry I lied”

Definition: response to someone bullshitting

by John the Johner April 8, 2024

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Johning

To mess about or act silly, said by someone trying to prove authority but in a humouross way

People messing about:
“Can we all please stop johning about

by John the Johner April 8, 2024

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6.0 John

6.0 John is a big country white boah who loves to swing his Chevy 2500 longgggggg bed also know for knockin down the daughter of the famous guy on street outlaws.

Omg is 6.0 John doing a burnout, I’m getting so wet !

by SRT.Ant April 9, 2024

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John Mayer spot

The part on a woman where the butt meets the upper thigh. John Mayer mentions this is his favorite body part on another person on Burning Questions with Ellen DeGeneres.

That girl has a great butt. It really accentuates her John Mayer spot.

by jonrules11 April 14, 2024

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John Michael

Enjoyment and constant partying.

Eg. I'm John Michaeling this weekend

I'm gonna pull a John Michael this week

by anonymous April 17, 2024

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A modified Tsunami Shot. When a woman performs oral sex on a male. Upon ejaculation, the woman spits the semen back in the male’s face followed by a slap to the male’s face. Woman must yell, “Don’t treat me like a slut, John Lowery.”

Tim has been quiet since Sara pulled a John Lowery on him.

by Michael Orville April 19, 2024

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