Alley cat

Someone who meets a girl at a bar in Chicago, she goes home without him. His Knocker is raging so he slips in an alley to knuckle rub some swimmers out.

We found the alley cat behind the dumpster with his foot up on the wall and pants at his ankles.

by Slipripper November 24, 2021

Doja Cat

It simply means a bad bitch

OMG this woman is the biggest doja cat ever

by Talkytalky November 24, 2021

Miss Cat

Miss Cat is the feral cat that has been tamed. As a loving pet, she is always willing to please her owner in any way that he desires. Given appropriate attention and lots of strokes, Miss Cat will be a pussy that will purr for hours. Occasionally she requires a stern word or some correction, but will soon be purring and rubbing herself against your legs again.

There's nothing better than seeing Miss Cat, content, lapping up some milk.

Look at Miss Cat, she's so adorable!

by Mr J master of cats November 26, 2021

My Cat

That moment when you excessively drink bubble tea for countless days on end

friend: Hey is that Bubble tea
Me: yes I am doing My Cat

by crazypenguin64920 December 4, 2021

Dinoqesian Cat

A Dinoqesian cat; (dinn-oh-kee-jee-an);

is an Icelandic Cat that lives on grassy mountain tops whose purr is so loud and abstract that it mimics the Caw of a Bird. Because of similarities in sound, this cat often lures birds down on the mountain to prey upon for sustenance. Its look is similar to that of a Lion Cub with a soft brown coat of fur.

On my trip to Iceland, I saw a Dinoqesian Cat!

by social_anxierty December 4, 2021

My Cat

My cat is a cute but vicious one.

My cat is annoying as Fuck.

by The.Owner January 17, 2022

SHUSHSJJ cat disease

The SHUSHSJJ cat disease is a disease brought upon many cats. Now just recently found, Tuesday Jan 18 2022, 1:07AM, by a cat named Chloe. Nobody knows how it is caused, and only few symptoms are shown.

Holy motherfucking heart taking breath taking fuck that fatass cat has the SHUSHSJJ cat disease.

by Valentinern January 17, 2022