ass-muppet

Somone who likes to have ass-sex with muppets.

Bert and Ernie are ass-muppets.

by sterling March 1, 2003

Punk Ass

Acting like a bitch, thinking you're cool. Is a mix between being punk and an ass.

You: Look at that guy. He can do flips.
Me: I wish i could do that. I can do many things, but not this.
I remember that we found 100 dollars one summer.
You: Next to being a Punk ass, that's the only thing I've ever done.

by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010

bad-ass

1. adjective. having extremely favorable qualities

2. adjective. pertaining to a person or thing that is rugged, strong, and/or ready to show these qualities

3. noun. person who is perceived to have the qualities of definition 2

1. I have a bad-ass car with a kickin sound system and bitchin rims.

2. The armored tank is a bad-ass military vehicle that can roll over just about anything.

3. Mohammed Ali was a bad-ass in the boxing ring.

by Marc February 24, 2004

Ass Sneeze

A sudden, abrupt bowel evacuation. During the two seconds of literally emptying your entire intestines, you visualize the world's fastest train sucking through a long tunnel. "shhhhhlurp-bam!" 200mph like a sneeze out your ass.

"OMG, that STD medicine worked hella fast, but I almost didn't make it to the toilet before I had an Ass Sneeze!"

by hygeinefag July 28, 2009

Ski ass

The description of a person with a hidden booty. Generally, the person wears baggy pants that has a round, full beautiful ass.

Kate has that ski ass! I don't understand why she always wearing those baggy jeans!

by CuzImBrownhuh March 6, 2010

ass magnet

Someone perpetually stuck to their boss's ass; toady; brown-noser; syncophant

Dude, John is such an ass magnet. If the boss stopped dead in his tracks, they'd have to pry John's nose out of his ass with a crowbar.

by rolltide55 January 10, 2010

Ass Choke

when you are on the toilet taking care of business and someone interrupts you.

no example need, speaks for itself. ass choke.

by Word..... November 20, 2009