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Penis Power

The umbrella term for the energy exuded from one individual, relative to penis size. Ex: Small dick energy, average dick energy, and the apogee of all penile expulsion of power- big dick energy.
This man is humble, and his penis power is hard to pin point, but I'd have to say he's close to having average dick energy.
by CraigCheddah74542 November 18, 2019
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Penis Roasting

Making jokes about ones penis and it's size.
Jerry was really penis Roasting tom by saying his was so long and thin like crap!
by Starsky Hutch 1010 December 12, 2020
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Penis

Rick- Yo man I wanna stick my penis in her va jay jay

Bob- same man
by rchandler17 March 25, 2021
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penis

A part of the body used to educate those less informed of the base levels of pleasure available to their bodies that they are, in fact, not lesbian. Tends to shrink in the presence of men or bad weather. Excessive use may cause severe side effects, including but not limited to: pleasure, orgasms, syphilis, pink socks, and the uncontrollable urge to Himalayan pile driver someone
I showed a lesbian girl how a penis is really used the other night, now she has a boyfriend.
Also, don't forget to wear a condom
by Hunley2334 April 16, 2019
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penis flab

It's a penis that has a flab
Dude you got a nice penis flab
Other dude: thanks man!
by Anonymous echo December 19, 2016
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Shitty penis

When your having sex with a girl then she shits on your penis
Hey i just got a shitty penis
Did you like it?
HELL YEAH
by i am e February 3, 2021
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Penis Picasso

An adult that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this individual may believe them to be immature, however this person is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common locations are as follows:

- Unattended jacket pockets
- Under windshield wipers
- Hidden deep in paperwork so it is discovered much later
She was a real Penis Picasso, her dick drawings could be found in all the finest desk drawers and kitchen appliances.
by Not_Michael_Keaton August 15, 2016
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