John

A John is a person full of passion, love and understanding. It will always focus on your best interests and will always make sure to help you when in need.

Thank god John is here, my life would be very different without John!

by Exio June 1, 2024

John

Definition 1: A generic noun

Definition 2: Replacement for "God"

Definition 3: Euphemism for sex

Definition 1: Bro, I just aced that John (John replacing "Test)

Definition 2: On John

Definition 3: Wanna John later tonight?

by ImaBigNerd December 3, 2024

John Mocker

The name John is Gay and white, but when the full name John Preston Mocker is there then you know he is an OMEGA GAY

See John Mocker, I heard he sucked DoctorKnockOut1's PP

by DKO1 December 15, 2019

John

Hot, ripped as hell, nice, firm pecks, hanging girls by his earlobes, tall nice, girls wanna smash. Cool, all that good stuff.

“Like totally omg that guy’s such a John. Lol he’s so hot we should like rape him or something.”

by Bepsi “bebuz by ban” June 8, 2018

Sir Elton John Suite

A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.

Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?

Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”

by Wanson Azeez March 31, 2024

John with an H

A faggot who spends all his time on the internet

Want to hang out?
No im being a John with an H today.

by Colina August 5, 2018

John

Some one who LOVES food

We eat to live John lives to eat

by Silliest of all geese the thir November 13, 2025