brandons miniscule penis 

anyone called Brandon automaticly have a penis so small you can't see it

Have you seen brandons miniscule penis
Haha of course you havn't its impossible to see

brandons miniscule penis by jhgfgfdfgfgg December 2, 2022

I love big ol' penis in my mouth 

I love men and so do you because you searched this. C=========3

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Joe: I love big ol' penis in my mouth!
Obamna: gay.

I love big ol' penis in my mouth by bungusballsinmymouth December 26, 2022

The Medicinal Penis 

An excuse given to an unwilling and uncooperative female bedfellow .
Used when she is reluctant to make best use of an urgent tumescent member .

Convince her that the stonker in your pyjamas actually possesses medicinal healing properties and if she would care to suck it or pop it into her love tunnel , then whatever may be ailing the bitch will be almost instantly cured

Imogen complained of several ailments and was cock blocking me for several hours . I did however manage eventually to convince her that 7 inches of throbbing gristle otherwise known as the medicinal penis would be just what the doctor ordered to ease her whining

The Medicinal Penis by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023

Suck my Penis Tonight 

When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT

You as a creamer - Please sugar daddy suck my penis
Sugar Daddy - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
You being a master Creamer - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Daddy - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
You as a Masturbating Creaming master - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Dad - *Sucks hard*
You as the ULTIMATE Creamer - Oh yea Daddy. Suck my penis tonight tomorrow night and Cream. Oh yea push it Harder. Harder. Oh yea daddy that's the spot. *Cum leaks onto the floor* .

Suck my Penis Tonight by 3urdjthsfjjn olgkfgdpt k;gfflk May 18, 2023

beating a dead penis 

When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone

Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.

beating a dead penis by TheNonErect August 9, 2023

I watched my grandpa say penis 

It was a sad day, that day. I, Youngboy Never Broke Again, watched my grandpa say penis.

"I watched my grandpa say penis". "Damn bro, nice cock btw."

I watched my grandpa say penis by bbq bacon burger December 25, 2022

1 bal 2 Balz and a penis 

The greatest Football route in The World this is how you do it. Run to the side in a circle then run to the other side and do a circle then go to the
Middle and run straight and yell penis

Micheal has 1 bal 2 Balz and a penisssssss

1 bal 2 Balz and a penis by Jimuder Johnson July 17, 2023