nag 'n brag

To complain about something that you paid or will pay for. A service for example (at a bar, restaurant, hairdresser, Flight etc)

After complaint you got a form of compensation (free drinks, discount etc.) and then you brag about to other people how successful you where. then you Nag 'n brag

«Dude i got this drink for free, because I spotted some lipstick on my glass, I got skillz» «You are totally Nag 'n bragin»

by Mr.Grincat November 17, 2017

Dump N’ Pump

When you’re taking a shit and use the time to jack off as well

“Dude, I had a Dump N’ Pump yesterday and i think i nutted like one full shot glass of cum

by wordington_thug June 5, 2024

Pins n cracks

To express the level of annoyance of ones being. (Best if used saying “pins n cracks” in Australian accent)

“Jesus Christ m8 fucken pins n cracks that bitch wouldn’t shut the fuck up!”

by Gspotgasm September 25, 2020

n and b

the only two keys that are broken on my keyboard

"my n and b keys are broken, so i have to copy and paste them every time they're used in a sentence."

by breadenjoyer March 16, 2024

N-Unit Osso

The best teacher with the best humor and a menacing beard.

Wow, I just saw N-Unit Osso. He's so funny
N-Unit Osso dismissed the class, he's great

by PanzerFaust420 March 6, 2020

hookin n bookin

A term often used by police in reference to them working hard and bringing people to jail. It is often used to exaggerate ones actions.

Joe had a good shift, he’s been hookin n bookin all night.

by Youpock March 16, 2020

J + N

P1: I can make N straight
P2: she’s dating J tho
P1: so?
P2: dude your a guy and she’s lesbian and she Alr found sum1
P1: whatever

J + N is a relationship that will last 4ever, no matter how much fights no matter how much yelling, these 2 will always love each other till the day they die.

by MONEY STEALER June 10, 2023