lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
Get the how long do you take to wake up in the morning? mug.This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.
Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.
by jokesandluck September 9, 2025
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This refers to a stupid ass nigga who has permanent brain damage and all it desires is discord nitro
by Meowtake September 17, 2025
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Get the 《.7.9.7.6.》 Takrama, takRama, takramA《.7.9.7.6.》 mug.This has nothing to do with the word. I'm not going to let you make my create artificial intelligence for free and without any credit. If you won't pay, your kids will.
Hym "And I won't even have to ask them to do it. I'm not taking "No" for an answer. It'll be the biggest mistake of your fucking lives."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2025
Get the I'm not taking "No" for an answer mug.He was being so unproductive and carefree during our class project, so I gave him a piece of my mind and he really shaped up. It was like taking candy from a baby.
by Very very real definitions November 26, 2025
Get the It was like taking candy from a baby mug.We're not putting it to a vote. I'm not asking you whether or not I'm better than everyone. I experience (actively) the rest of you being walking pieces of shit every day and the ONLY thing that matters is getting out of your lives and staying there for as long as humanly possible and IF YOU ACTUALLY WERE DOING WHAT I AM DOING... Your children would be at less of a risk of getting stabbed to death in a gas station by someone who doesn't want to be there.
by Hym Iam November 30, 2025
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