The penis is a male body part in-between your legs, some call it a muscle and some call it a bone. There are a thousand different slang named for the Penis, but I can't list them all. It is used to reproduce and create new life, however, some use the penis to masturbate or pleasure themselves or other individuals. It is also considered a "Private Part" Meaning you should not expose it to anybody without their consent!
by We can officially be friends. June 28, 2024
Get the Penismug. Up Shit Creek
by liell charwell May 23, 2018
Get the Stranded on Penis Boulevardmug. by PenisUser1 October 24, 2023
Get the Penismug. An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.
Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.
Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.
Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.
Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?
Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.
Example 3
Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?
Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.
Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.
Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.
Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.
Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?
Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.
Example 3
Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?
Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.
Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein March 7, 2023
Get the Ancient Penis Wisdommug. A long stick protruding out of a boy crotch and rarely a girls. It is used to impregnate people and make them horny bitches and sluts
Boy: Hey wanna ride on my penis?
Girl: Hell yeah!
* Girl undresses
Boy: You have one too?
Girl: yeah man.
Girl: Hell yeah!
* Girl undresses
Boy: You have one too?
Girl: yeah man.
by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023
Get the Penismug. A powerful, long-lasting, strong smell, often considered one of the most natural, synthetic-free scents ever made, that is often the smell of random used PPE
Illia: “Yo David, this PPE smells like Dirty Penis.”
David: “Damn, that shit is strong, man…
Almost burnt my nostrils.”
Marek: “That is the smell of Dolce&Gabbana Dirty Penis. I won’t wash for a week, and I can give you the special scent for free.”
David: “Damn, that shit is strong, man…
Almost burnt my nostrils.”
Marek: “That is the smell of Dolce&Gabbana Dirty Penis. I won’t wash for a week, and I can give you the special scent for free.”
by xxracth54xx January 24, 2025
Get the Dolce&Gabbana Dirty Penismug. by Harambedanig June 7, 2020
Get the carson penismug.