Mya Parks

Mya is a big jerk who everyone should hate she is a bully and she is rude to everyone I hope that she moves into a hole and dies.

fuck Mya Parks she is a bitch

by what is up suker May 31, 2018

Ella parker

Ella Parker is a shy, loving person. She will always do what’s better for her Friends. Oh btw she has a handful of friends that surround her with positive energy and encouragement all day everyday. Ella Parker will usually have 2-3 especially close friends. Ella Parker has a creative nature and is very psychologically mature, she would make a great psychologist. If you know and Ella Parker you are the luckiest person, because Ella Parker is an awesome human, with respect of the highest levels and endless love to share.

I was so sad, but it’s okay I talked to Ella Parker and she listened to me. She is so nice.

by Ifyouknowwhoiamthen June 4, 2018

No Parking

No Parking is an online persona who is found on Discord, claiming to be a sign (Although we all know she's a chick). If she is using vc, she's almost always on performance room.

Haven't you heard? No Parking totes has the hots for him

by B_lank June 17, 2018

Valet parking

When you’re too nervous to have sex with your girlfriend, so you pay your friend to do it for you.

“Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”

by NOMRAHofficial June 19, 2018

Farmer parker

Someone called Joshua parker with yellow and very little teeth

Hi farmer parker

by ChsBruce May 13, 2018

Parallel Parkinson’s

A terrible parallel parker or someone with Parkinson’s giving a double handjob.

That hot chick at the party gave my best friend and I the best Parallel Parkinson’s!

by Sundiegan July 17, 2018

panic parkour

1) a phrase describing the adrenaline-fueled parkour champion-like moves no one, including you, ever knew you had, in an emergency situation. For instance:

Picture, if you will, an indoor play structure at a nursery school/day care. I'd wondered before how the grown ups were supposed to get in there if there was ever a kid inside that needed help. Then one day, one of the tiny tots bit another one real good, right inside the play structure.
I moved so fast that before I knew it I was inside the stupid thing with a screaming toddler in my arms, and no clear recollection of how I'd gotten there. I have a vague recollection of backing into it, somehow. The other toddler looked me dead in the eye and told me, very confidentially, "I bite."
YES, I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT

2) possible reference to "Panic Parkour", a set of hott trax laid down by Urban Action, Dubstep & Chill

I don't like extreme sports or cross fit. However, show me a kid or animal in danger and my panic parkour moves will inspire awe.

by lotusoftheheart July 22, 2018