New Hampshire kiss

The act of pressing your precum covered penis on your spouse's back to indicate arousal

My boyfriend keeps giving me new Hampshire kisses.

by Chunkycrumper December 24, 2019

unhappy new year

when it’s not 2020, it’s actually 2009 (the worst year of ur life) and ur SOBBING

it’s 2009 again!!! im screamimg!!!! it’s an unhappy new year!!!!!

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

new lothrop school

A little school located in a little yee yee redneck town of New Lothrop. The school gives you 10 day suspension for jumping a snow bank with your big yee yee truck on school property. They also tend to frown upon blowing your neighbors cat up.

Have you heard of New Lothrop School, they give you a suspension for jumping your truck.

by Whodat56 April 25, 2019

No Nut New Nyear

For one year you must not NUT
You may Nut the year after but then after that it repeats.

Are you guys ready for No Nut New Nyear

by Thomas Bryant (weaboo trash) April 28, 2019

New deal high school

A school where kids dont know how to keep their mouth shut. A school where they are hoes and takes your mans with no hesitation #hell #hoesisanono

New deal high school is a school "where kids dont shut up and the worst place to be. Id rather beat myself with the books due to the teachers being so annoying" Yet when it comes to everyone else being" hoes and fakers"

by Someonefromanotherworld May 3, 2019

new

literally what this post is

you're not new trying to be original

by Alsssalsa May 4, 2019

New Castle Engagement

An engagement between a teen girl, sometimes a teen mom, graduating high school and her older boyfriend going into the military so they can both get all the benefits. Common in small towns like New Castle, PA.

Did you hear about Jenny? Her man popped a New Castle Engagement!
Good for her! Where is her fiancé stationed?

by Bsmithyman May 5, 2019