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Waitin' on Joe

We're supposed to start work down on the river today.
And for Joe and me, it's some pretty good pay.
Now, I was countin' on him
To be at the dock by ten.
A week's pay says he's still at home,

'Cause the boy's in his own time zone
I'm a waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a

I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Yeah.
Towboat's a leavin' 'cause it don't care.
What's not on board and who's not there.
Once that whistle blows,
Down the mighty river it rolls.
Man if I could be more like that,
I'd get on with my life and never look back.
Instead of waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a

I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Waitin' on Joe.
And he's in a hurry,
'Cause he's runnin' behind.
Now I'm not one to worry,
But I've got a real bad feeling this time.
Oh, oh, oh, whoa.
'Cause sirens are crying all through this town.
And one old boy said Joe never slowed down.
It was that 12 O'clock train,
So he didn't feel a thing,
Lord, . I believe that my brother's all right,
Still I'm prayin' he'll just give me a sign.
Yeah, I'm a waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a.

I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Waitin' on Joe.
by Death Menace September 12, 2023
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Joe

The epitome of handsome and intelligent. If Joe is not a lawyer, than he is most certainly a doctor or an engineer. People who affiliate themselves with Joe are top respected people. Joe is both physically and mental strong, good luck taking him down, you’re better off giving up. Joe is expected to have an amazing lifestyle filled with financial stability as Joe usually owns more than one vehicle (Lamborghini). Is beyond perfect in bed as Joe has the ability to pleasure any women. Joe is friends with the hottest women, and dates a very cute, intelligent, beautiful women who has his back, but most importantly, he has hers
A potential client: Oh no, I have just been accused of first degree (premeditated) murder. Better call the one and only Joe

I met this guy named Joe, he is the epitome of perfect, I’d be extremely lucky to date him
by Khloe_K November 29, 2020
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Joe

A super big ass black guy formed of all the bloods and crips
Guy:holy shit it's joe

joe:eats him whole then in a super deep voice*he tastes like chicken
by Damian Lucerne October 1, 2017
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Joe Daddy

The opposite of Joe Mama . This can imply to anything who can say. It doesn't even half to make sense.
Man: You know who is in your house?
Man 2: Joe Daddy was in your house

Girl: How are you today?
Boy: Joe Daddy

Boy: You Know who is better than Eminem?
Boy 2: Who?
Boy: Joe Daddy is better than Eminem?
by AntMan614 November 17, 2021
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Joe

Teacher: (calling atendance) Bobby, and Sue! Did I miss anyone?
Kid: Yeah you missed Joe.... JOE MAMA! HA!
All the other kids: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
by Joe MAMA!!! HA October 24, 2019
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Joe

Joe is a class clown who probably went through a phase in second grade where they picked their nose and ate it. Most Joes are complete idiots, why would I say this, I say this because they go by the name Joe.

For example I know a Joe, he pretends that we made out one time while that is comepletely false, I'm gay, and even if I wasn't I wouldn't kiss such a stereotypical banana peel.
Person 1 (new at school) "Joe's hot"
Person 2 " Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Person 1 "Lol just kidding" (they weren't and now you made them feel self conscious about liking such a dickweed)
by -not a banana peel May 10, 2020
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Joe

She lives with or maybe not. You might love her or maybe not. She is your life (literally) Who am I

The Answer is JOE MAMA U DUMB AUTISTIC CHILD
P1:Joe constructed Ligma from yuri and they had to do surgery on his Updog P2:Whos Joe Whos Yuri Whats Ligma Whats Updog P1:*inhales*
by EpicGamer2323 October 24, 2019
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