D'Jimon

D'Jimon is that awkward guy who has it all but doesn't want any of it. He's got more than anybody else but doesn't take advantage of it

Stop being such a D'Jimon.

by Coolstalker April 20, 2024

Jocular Jimothy

A fool

johan is such a jocular jimothy

by CheesterGod May 19, 2024

Poopy Jimmy

A 15 to 16 year old boy who shit their pants as a youthful child while playing Volleyball, Spikeball, Basketball, or Pickleball, now as a older individual, has the name Poopy Jimmy. Anyone that is the male gender can be "Poopy Jimmy" no matter the name. But deep down theres only one real Poopy JImmy

Yo what is good poopy jimmy, bless me with A La Carte

by PJJusticeHR May 29, 2024

Uncle Jimmie'd

To be violently mauled with a spoon.

I heard Fred got uncle Jimmie'd at Denny's last week.

by Squawkinator July 30, 2024

Lame Jimmy

When a beta male is trying to make love to a women but can’t get there shrimp like penis hard. While he is yanking on his taffy the women lies with her legs open with a mix of embarrassment and disappointment. Eventually the beta leaks a small squirt of cum on the women’s inner thighs without ever getting his lil guy hard enough for intercourse. The women looks at him with disgust

Jerry pulled another Lame Jimmy with the stripper from Jaguars last night.

by Chicago Panda January 18, 2025

Dismal Jimmy

A beard comprised of only the hair circling the mouth, forming a near pencil thin ring. The rest of the face is bare. Often associated with the wearer being a douchebag and feeling the urge to punch the wearer in the face.

Josh: “Did you see Mike shaved his face and has a dismal jimmy now?”
Darryl: “I know… I kind of want to punch him in the face.”

by RougeBerry March 9, 2025

a jimmy

Different way to say "wear a condom" in the 90's.

- From "Boyz'n the Hood"

Even If I wear a jimmy, she ain't down.

by diegotorres April 18, 2025