by joe995 January 14, 2025

An old man calling a hearing aid center to obtain a hearing aid but he can’t hear. His phone number is 111-111-1111.
by Yo momster May 23, 2024

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by Roccafela September 14, 2012

The immortal god D'Anthony plays soccer for saltfleet and is a god at it and shorty taming, But after early soccer pratise in the morning D'Anthonys shlong gets super smelly and u can smell it from miles away. His shorties notice it and taste it when they run bare top later that night after they go on dates.
sarahar: d anthonys cock is bare smelly when i run top i can smell it from miles away
maddy cooper: its d Anthony's smelly piece
maddy cooper: its d Anthony's smelly piece
by Mandemwalahibucktee December 13, 2018

Robert: Yo!
Heather: What
Robert: I just found This Vali. D and some friends and i are goin You wanna come?
Heather: Sure ill be outside in a sec.
Heather: What
Robert: I just found This Vali. D and some friends and i are goin You wanna come?
Heather: Sure ill be outside in a sec.
by A psychotic dreamer January 12, 2020
