Skip to main content

22'd

1. Seriously fucked up, damaged, or bungled. Origin- The V-22 Osprey- killed 27 americans in testing, still isn't working right.
2.Aced, Utterly owned, or done well. Origin- the F-22. Most technologically advanced fighter ever made.
1.."Lexi 22'd her new beamer; she rolled it 3 times in the parking lot."
2."I friggin' 22'd that test today."
by Michael Peroniantonio February 24, 2009
mugGet the 22'd mug.

22'd

by JJ Stoner July 24, 2023
mugGet the 22'd mug.

22 December

Boy/girl1: Hey can I hug you?
Boy/girl2:Oh sure, it’s 22 December anyways, hug your crush day.
by Cookie_monster_b1tch November 3, 2021
mugGet the 22 December mug.

22-day-stay

Offered through the NACLU agency who's founders still love n̶e̶i̶l̶ ̶Y̶o̶u̶n̶g̶ OOPS!! YEIL Noung
It is the scam of all scams and the shortest s̶e̶n̶t̶e̶n̶c̶e̶ OOPS!! vacation package offered by the Orwellian Totalitarian Leprechaun spirited Savage Gang Blackfoot Redneck RAM BOB travel agency booking celebrities who are tired of the fame game for the low low price of 22 twenties for a Quarter buys you a new code name and a full-time Job making fun of everyone stuck in the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation" This full Queensbury parden can be yours today for 339.75 cash after the quarter change is given back. That is easier than pulling a Camel through the eye of a needle, But do not believe that I cannot pull one through for all things are possible through Christ Jesus.

Blessings respect, and love to all from the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation where it is Better to own a Private Truth than to temporarily rent a Popular Public Opinion.
(Bill trying not to laugh while delivering the line but unfortunately cant

(Jeff pretending to have trouble with the math involved)
Bill Burr: hay feff Just pay the fine and you can say any Mutherfucking thing you want

Feff Jocksworthy: But I only had a 90-day-stay

Bill Burr: Feff that package was offered two years ago and ya got 5 more years playing like your dead and being feff Jocksworthy with no free speech.
Feff Jocksworthy: But "LordBud" Pays me $18 a day for the gallon of Blackberries. That is $16 more than he pays his Son, Christ Bob.

Bill Burr: Feff he is stealing your $2 through withholding and giving you the balance of a $20 loan and you are going into debt $18 a day and for two years that comes to $11,232 and the full pardon is only $439.75 what's wrong with ya math skills?

Feff Jocksworthy: But Bill I eat pretty well on $18 a day. and besides rumor has it you have not paid the fine.
Bill Burr: WHAT no way I'm paying that fine I am exempt from the 22-day-stay package my name will sound the same and be spelled the same and what can that Leprechaun do to another leprechaun? If I don't see him again between now and the next Leprechaun mating season Screw him.
by Spiritual-Master February 3, 2022
mugGet the 22-day-stay mug.

The 22 December

Be very nice to your crush/mate/girlfriend/boyfriend
Girl: why did you be nice to me?
You: cause it’s the 22 December
by Henry beZzos December 21, 2021
mugGet the The 22 December mug.

April 22 National Hug Day

ana: may you what day its today?
may: april 22 national hug day come here you!
by yomamag42123456789 April 21, 2019
mugGet the April 22 National Hug Day mug.
Hello, 22 May is a national day to watch TV series and movies all day, without a break so enjoy
22 may - a day to watch movies all days
by real.cheese May 21, 2022
mugGet the 22 may - a day to watch movies all day mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email