like an asshole with teeth

A phrase describing how some peoples’ mouths are so surprisingly similar in appearance to an anus that it merits its own special phrase.

After analyzing hundreds of pictures of the Grabber in Chief, it was more than notable that his mouth looks exactly like an asshole with teeth.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 21, 2023

dragging your teeth

When someone drags their teeth when giving a blowjob

Becky got caught this weekend when her boyfriend asked "why are you dragging your teeth"

by Jack mehoff Becky October 22, 2013

fucked up teeth

When your tooth looks at another tooth

Ian has fucked up teeth

by Monkey nigga faggot lips February 04, 2017

out-regis teeth

When one's teeth are outrageously white that they look blue like Regis Philbin's teeth

"Damn Stacy! You have some out-regis teeth! Whatcha been usin'?"

by TamTam513 November 27, 2009

Jonny Rocket Teeth

When one person performs cunnilingus on somebody's fat mother, they often get a smelly mould on there teeth after, this then dangles down of the persons teeth making them look like rockets.

"Hey, Jason West you scrubber! I know you got touched by Glen when you was younger, that is why you licked out boo-boos mum after! you got some sick ass Jonny rocket teeth!"

by Bonnoff Pie April 08, 2010

tic tac teeth

Having tiny little rounded teeth that are disproportionately small for the owners mouth.

"He would be a hottie if it weren't for those TIC TAC TEETH".

by Barbiegirl007 June 13, 2006

Brush my Teeth

Masturbation.
Good ole' masturbation.

Guy 1: "I brush my teeth 2, sometimes 3, times a day!"
Guy 2: "I never go a night without brushing my teeth."
Guy 3: "I love it when my dentist brushes my teeth, he's much better at it than I am."
Guy 4: "I haven't brushed my teeth in a while."
Guy 5: "Some guy around the corner wants to pay me to let him watch me brush my teeth."

by werdna250. June 29, 2010