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Wiffle fiction 

When cousins make up shit about a fictional family Wiffle Ball game where the Lord of K’s, the oldest cousin, the master of gong clang, the ultimate curve wizard, the downward draft doink,…somehow gives up a dinger on the Ocean City beach, to a cousin that has always been only aloud to fetch foul balls and other errant balls in the dunes.

It never happened. It’s fucking family fiction.
“Fucking Damon and Fran keep spewing Wiffle fiction about an imaginary game in Ocean City in like 2007….when The Maestro of Crooked Slurves was at his peak performance and a potential selection for the US Olympic Wiffle Ball Team. Steve did not stick a wicked Whammy over the wall and was surely sat down by a gonk of the gong sitting in the beach chair.

Knock this shit off- stop dreaming- show the damn tapes if this happened or get your assess to the beach to run a little reenactment of the alledged story - 14 years ago.

Complete Horse-shit!”

Wiffacrack

a term that means smelling somebody's dirty asscrack
Person 1: Bro I did the Wiffacrack to my uncle!

Person 2: Bro I also did the Wiffacrack to my uncle and did the nae nae on his paralyzed corpse!
Wiffacrack by obesepenguin21 April 30, 2026
"Bruh, my girl is wifey for real."
Wifey by FrESHKurty December 31, 2024
Adv.: An action looked the same but with a different applied outcome. Adj.: looked the same but different outcome of degree or pH.
Even tho looked walking he wifiyd a different where thought he headed for evening 🌆
23-W~ 9-I ~6-F ~9-I~ 25-Y~ 4-D
Wifiyd by Aztucieap85 March 18, 2025
When Two Complete Retards On Opposing Teams who Miss Every Single Bullet on each other And End Up in an awkward standoff of getting yelled at by their team while reloading.
Those two fucks just missed every shot! There having a wiff off
Wiff Off by Anon18947032 January 16, 2026

Bitch Wiff 

This car is gonna get me some serious bitch wiff.
Bitch Wiff by Anonymous December 23, 2002