Wanker tank

Noun.

A large luxury SUVs typically driven by rich white suburb moms.
Not a "soccer mom" van.
Eg. BMW X5,X6, Any Range Rover, G-class, Macan & cayennes.

Oh look, shazzy's mum is out on her wanker tank again

by 1025soulja October 11, 2021

wankerdoodles

A slur against individuals who wear pipperdoodles.

"Did you see Bachira and Chigiri the other day?"
"They're such wankerdoodles."

by skitsoprenicwankerdoodle March 28, 2023

noodle wanker

1. One who plays guitar

2. One who masturbates profusely (male specific)

Guy 1: this band is so good

Guy 2: guy is a real noodle wanker

by Noodlewankassdankass February 19, 2009

Thrash Wanker

A person who masturbates furiously, so much so that they are throwing themselves around a room. Much like a person who is having an extreme fit.

He was such a Thrash Wanker that the tent pegs came out of the ground

by CampWodda June 16, 2010

Perpetual Wanker

One of unusually small stature who never suffers from blisters or friction burns on the hands, having gained immunity after years of virtually non stop wanking.

Well of course you don't get friction burns, you're a perpetual wanker.

by Threadpuller March 25, 2011

Blunted Wanderer

n. Self-explanatory.
Blunted Wanderer

One (under the influence of marijuana) who wanders outside aimlessly out of bordom.

In most cases, a blunted wanderer is

a. Looking around, distracted by every movement/sound.
b. Looking down, paranoid that everyone around him/her knows.

SWIM is such a blunted wanderer.

SWIM went outside and looked at squirrels for like ... an hour once.

by sho9 May 11, 2011

Phantom Wanker

A person who masturbates in the room as soon as his roommate leaves, leaving behind no evidence of his deed unless the unfortunate roommate returns too quickly.

Guy 1: Does your room mate have a girlfriend?
Guy 2: No, but I think he's a phantom wanker

by HankyPanky4255 November 1, 2011