Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck

Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck= when your woman uses her pussy to fuck your mind and the time space continuum up, leaving you paralyzed.

Dude, me and the girlfriend were arguing last night, then she pulled the vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck on me, I'm out $600 bucks.

by ex_lax70 June 28, 2017

Turkey Vulture

Older women who prey on younger men are referred to as a cougar. Cougars over 65 years of age are Turkey Vultures. Much like cougars, they prey on the inebriated and sopht minded.

He was so drunk at the bar last night a Turkey Vulture got him.

by ikehi11 August 1, 2020

Sword Vulture

Someone with a voracious appetite for cock. The sword vulture is a non discriminatory creature. Often, they can be found scavenging bar parking lots after last call.

Did I tell you I saw that sword vulture Monique, trolling the parking lot of the Almond tree last night?

by Hamper Hunter April 14, 2021

Uncle Vulva

A derogatory name for Vladimir Putin. It stems from the name Uncle Vova, a loving name for Vladimir Putin. Vova is a way of saying Vladimir or Volodomir. The name Uncle Vulva implies that Putin is a pussy.

I can’t wait until Uncle Vulva dies!

by Half Unus Half Annus July 12, 2022

Vuvuzealot

One who relentlessly toots one's own horn.

My manager is a real vuvuzealot.

by postmechanical June 20, 2010

vulgar

A rude term. Crudely indecent. Deficient in taste, delicacy, or refinement. Uncouth. Sometimes offensive, often used with sexual innuendo's.

Examples are talking about sexual things in public like:
Number one: screaming, "PENIS!"
Number two: "Don't be so vulgar Willie."

by Samus. January 6, 2006

VUMA

Escort slang: Vibrator Up My Ass.

There I was: Lying on my stomach, getting a nice FBSM, when all of a sudden I get VUMA.

by argos17 November 6, 2007