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viking funeral

when you take a shit in someone's mouth then break their jaw.
"last night I gave my ex a viking funeral!"
by jay bizzle July 29, 2006
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reverse viginia

This happens when a man shoves his junk between his legs, bends over and spreads his ass cheeks. Not to be confused with the fruit basket, which has NO spread butt cheeks.
by CH May 23, 2003
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Vixin

I was vixin with my bitch in versace sweatpants
by psuboy July 14, 2014
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when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl

never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)
I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.
by Father Abraham II January 22, 2018
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viking funeral

An overblown, overpriced funeral for a public figure -- such as a musician, politician, actor, or athlete -- that is vastly disproportionate to how much attention s/he needed to receive.
Peter: "Hey, did you see Paris speaking at the Michael Jackson funeral?"

Stewart: "How could I not? That viking funeral was on every blasted channel!"
by Yet Another Josh Cohen July 14, 2009
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bloody vigina queef

two parts vadka, one part tomato juice, mixed with someones penis
by delana brewer August 2, 2003
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Viking

1. (Noun) A group of seafaring reavers, raiders, traders, and pirates that marauded all across Europe in the 8th-10th centuries, in varied locations such as the eastern coast of England, Scotland, Ireland, France, Germany, Spain. Primarily of Norse ancestry.

They were tactically fond of lightning raids for booty, known as the "strandhogg" in Old Norse, followed by just as swift retreats back into safe waters. Due to the decentralized, nigh-anarchic structure of Continental European and English governments at the time, these vicious raids went practically unchallenged; before a local lord could muster his warband and ride to the beleaguered settlement, the raiders were long gone with whatever slaves, valuables, and livestock they could pilfer.

Not every Norseman was a Viking, and not every Viking was a Norseman.

2. (Adjective): Of, or pertaining to, the Vikings.

3. (Verb, Old Norse): To go raiding, plundering, and generally causing mayhem.

4. (Noun): The Minnesotan NFL team.
"Halgrim, what are you doing this spring?"

"Well, I might go Viking after the crops are sown."
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"It seems that the Vikings are coming to our monastery, Brother Ethelred. Perhaps they wish to convert!"

"Perhaps they do, Brother Wydhealf. I shall go and meet them. You go and unlock the gate."
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"Look, on the horizon! Viking longships!"

"Truly, we are doomed! God help us!"
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"The Vikings did really well this game, absolutely demolishing the Giants!"

"That's right, John. But before we look at the play-by-play, let's hear a word from our sponsors."
by VolsungaSaga April 8, 2015
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