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united nations

by Dant3hl33t November 9, 2003
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Queen Bitch of the Universe

The bitch to end all bitches. Basically, a bitch that makes other bitches look wimpy. Starving sharks look cuddly and ravening lions look adorable by comparison. Queen of them all and kinda like the One ring.

One Bitch to rule them all, One Bitch to find them, One Bitch to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.

In short the last person you'd ever want to piss off because it might take 10 years but you know they're gonna nail you and it's gonna hurt.
Bow before me, RecentCoin, for I am Queen Bitch of the Universe
by RecentCoin July 27, 2007
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Unikitty

The character from the LEGO movie who is a pink and white kitty cat with a unicorn horn on her head
Hi! I am Princess Unikitty, and I welcome you all to Cloud Cuckoo Land!
by kittens Σ:3 July 1, 2014
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San Jose State University

aka San Jose State or SJSU

The oldest public university in California and founding campus of the California State University system. It is located in downtown San Jose, obviously. Colors are blue and gold and their mascot is the Spartan. The student population has a lot of Latino and Asian (mostly Flips and Viets) enrollments. Their engineering program is well known if you want to get hookups to neighboring tech companies in the Silicon Valley.

A known landmark would be the bell tower, which is electronically wired to sound hourly. There is also a new housing complex called the Campus Village which costed about 200 million to replace the older residence halls. Another landmark is the MLK Jr library which is probably the most appealing building on campus.

On the last note, parking costs are killer. Be prepared to empty your wallets if you commute.
Man, what's up with the parking costs at San Jose State University? Friggin 200 bucks per semester, that's some crazy ish!
by bayareaninja August 17, 2006
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unironic

To have serious thoughts about something, to mean what you are saying, not joking.
by Elfnp July 1, 2016
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Plooz Unit

A slang term used to refer to a man's sperm. One Plooz Unit is one single sperm.
Natasha and I want to get pregnant, so i hope a Plooz Unit of mine can do the trick pretty soon.
by Ploozy May 19, 2016
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special unit

An intelligent person who is prone to making extremely stupid/idiotic mistakes.
Bob: What is a spoonerism?
Billy: It is when you have an sneurysm while apooning
Bob: Billy, you would be a special unit if you were intelligent.
Billy: But I am smart! My I.Q is -41
Bob: Why are you so stupid?
Billy: My mom is my sister!
Bob: That explains it.
Billy:My family tree has no branches!
Bob:Shut up.
Billy:I am a special unit!
Bob: If you don't shut up, I will kill you in the face.
by a babies goad April 18, 2017
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