Twat Fiddler

Someone who is a lesbian

Stimulation of the clitoris with toungue or finger

She left me for that dyke down the road i knew she was twat fiddler all along

by Tom Lebowitz September 5, 2008

Twat pad

A sanitary towel

"lisa me ovaries are dribbling down me leg, pass us a twat pad"

by DJFKM January 20, 2009

twat rot

The smell dirty women give off from between their legs when they don't bathe regularly or properly.

"Did you get a whiff of Leslie? Her twat rot could knock over a horse!"

by Liips March 14, 2008

twat

nonsensical babble posted as tweets on Twitter.

" Dude, that tweet was twat!

by waterdrop_java November 25, 2009

Twat

the act of flicking with your fingers

I twatted a crumb off the table.

by red head ranger July 7, 2010

fucking twat

Usually this term is in reference to a certain person whom is completely unliked by another.

This term can commonly be found used to describe George W Bush or headteachers.

Two part word:
Fucking - sexual conduct ( :) woo ), in this case used for emphasis.
Twat - a pregnant fish or female reproductive organ.

"That guy is a full on FUCKING TWAT, i wish somone would force feed him spandex while slapping him with a live chipmunk."

by A. M. Holt September 15, 2008

Pimple Twat

The condition where an ingrown pubic hair turns into a nasty pimple after riding too many hours on a bicyle. Racing with pimple twat is a guaranteed way to end up with saddle sores!

It wasn't too much sex that made Zana uncomfortable on her new bike but instead a raging case of pimple twat..

by P. Pie July 1, 2007