A towel movement is an especially messy and/or large bowel movement that requires a towel or towels to wipe and clean up.
Wow Tim, that was a serious towel movement you just had in the bathroom, now I have to do laundry today.
by herbsta420 October 18, 2018
A form of locker room boxing in which the fighters both wrap there knuckles in gym towel to supress injury when no real boxing gloves are available
locker room jackass1: what the fuck you just say to me?!?! Let's towel box right no cmon man let's go
Locker room jackass2: your on dick head! Towel boxing right here right now!
Locker room jackass2: your on dick head! Towel boxing right here right now!
by TheElderScrolls345 January 23, 2014
When you have your towel tied around your waist and you un-tie it. It doesn't fall down so you perform a hands free towel shimmy.
This morning I had a shower, afterwards i was getting dressed. I had my towel around my waist, and my phone in my hand texting a friend. In order to take my towel off i needed to perform a hands free Towel Shimmy, Afterwards i felt majestic as fuck.
by Jewish Thunder May 04, 2014
by Websters Dictionary Current April 11, 2011
Military Term.
After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.
See also: Iraqi Paper Towels
After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.
See also: Iraqi Paper Towels
Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.
Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.
Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.
by PUN1SHER1991 October 20, 2022
Used ironically by a straight girl to describe a hot guy. It comes from the signal that some gay men use to indicate they are cruising and interested at a male sauna. If they have good control, they raise their towel without their hands.
by TL-impossibles September 17, 2013
by humplehump May 22, 2007