Cock and Poodle Too

How the bitch of a red ass punk snitched on my other two homies. Dog and chicken.

"Now I know this is a difficult thing to do Mr. Campbell... But can you identify the other assailants in the courtroom for us."
*Points fingers* - "Cock and Poodle Too!"
*rooster glares and whispers to canary* - "Put the word out on this mother fucker. 50 dead. 100 alive."
*Judge yells* -"What was that Mr. Chicken?!"
"Huh?! Oh me. Cluck cluck my nigga, what's up?"

by GroceryClerk August 14, 2018

born too hard

A term used to describe the event of a woman having a miscarriage, and their child dying.

"So, where's the baby Sharon?"

"He was born too hard."

by jockerty May 17, 2019

spreads not too much

A wise man spreads not too much wisdom.

Well we taught them how to make computer components and now they are or competitors, a wise man spreads not too much wisdom!

by I, Wreckerrr July 31, 2021

Too Hot To Sleep

A person is too hot to sleep when they have binged, over-indulged and pigged-out on enough stimulants to render them incapable of sleep, waking everybody in the neighbourhood who can.
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‘He's been on it for daze....'

'Yeah, he's too hot to sleep.'

by Wardswords December 20, 2021

Too Fat To Scan

"Too Fat To Scan" or TFTS is an unofficial medical term where a patient is too large to be scanned by standard hospital equipment.

The individuals that fit this category are then usually referred to their local Zoo or Water park, who might own scanning equipment for larger mammals like elephants or whales.

Nurse: "Doctor what are we going to do about this patient? He is Too Fat To Scan!"
Doctor: "It's okay, I already called the Zoo."

Doctor: "Darling, today I had a patient that was TFTS! You should have seen his face when I referred him to Sea World Park!"
Wife: "LOL!"

by JacOP October 5, 2013

too cool for school

Term used for a person who thinks they are somewhat superior to other people.

Tim R is too cool for school, look at his Warrick Cappa shoes!

by Ben April 5, 2005

Otto too good

Clear statement about intelect, capability and sheer strength of divine being called Otto by all mortals. Often followed by punishment from Otto since he doesn't believe in himself.

"He has won gold last year", "Yea i know, Otto too good".
"It only took him 30 minutes", "Well, Otto too good".

by Babushkax420 May 3, 2022