Tit Rug

An repulsive amount of pubes on a human male chest.

Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, and David Hasselhoff would never have achieved the level of fame they have without the demonic influence of their tit rugs.

by The Crisco Kid December 13, 2008

Cig Tits

A girl with extremely large breasts who smokes cigarettes.

Cig tits: A girl in your class with huge boobs that walks in everyday having the aroma of a freshly smoked pack of cigs on her body.

by Bones molane December 16, 2010

torpedo tits

A set of breasts that jut forward, in an inviting fashion, akin to the shape of a torpedo.

Wow, that girl has torpedo tits!

by Sean Brian Kirby June 3, 2003

tits for hits

A hot chick that establishes a reputation for showing her tits in exchange for hits off the pipe (usually weed).

Is tits for hits coming to the party tonight?

by KABT November 13, 2007

Tiny Tits

Very underappreciated female breasts, in sizes ranging from <A cup to B cups.
Way too many men don't realize that there is such a thing as too big.
Small breasts are beautiful things.

Tiny tits are very underappreciated.

by Clayton Bigsby December 20, 2005

sick as tits

Awesome, amazing, really astounding.

The system in my car is sick as tits.

by Vape fanatic February 17, 2014

shakin a tit

v. inverse of takin a shit

I woulda been here earlier, dude, but I was shakin a tit.

by BrizzleT420 April 4, 2006