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Sam

A really really dumb kid that cant do anything. A virgin that likes it shout Fortnite
by Joneil June 5, 2019
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Sam

Fat booty

Passionate about food

Loves long words he has no idea how to use

Proper cute

Nickname is SMIT
That Sam there Yh is a batty boi
by Flappedit123 May 28, 2019
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Sam

Sam is a girl that's a shortass thot with about 5 different sized dicks, all of which are chodes, that can be referred to as Stoner Jesus. Can't fucking decide between game design or graphic novels, but bitch oh well. Has gotten her Waluweenie stuck in a zucchini before and very proud of it. Motherfucking is probably a Capricorn that hates Aquarius' and Geminis' the most because all of the ones she's encountered thus far are either assholes, retarded, or both. She'll most likely shank someone at some point, just wait for it.
Sam: DO I LOOK LIKE BOO BOK THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOL TO YOU? YOU'RE DAMN PUSSY CAN'T FIT A WATERMELON IN IT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT.

Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*
by Stoner Jesus September 19, 2018
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Sam

Usually has a small penis and never can keep a relationship also is most likely to live on the streets.
The guy that guy on the street he looks homless dissapointed it must be a sam.
by Wolfy101101101 November 21, 2016
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Sam

Sam is a picka, which means cunt in Serbian. It’s ok tho, he slays and everyone loves him, but he’ll still be alone forever (unless he marries Evie)
Sam is a sam
by Bananananannananannanaa February 5, 2018
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Sam

A guy who likes to feed the llamas cereal and loves to eat moldy pears. You can identify him by the person standing in the corner talking to himself. His only true friend is the garbage can that he lives in because he was a disappointment to his family. One day, young ol' Sam met a Pepe who slapped him with a wet waffle and Sam said "DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS". Also likes to put the toilet paper under.dicks
whos that guy?
That gay kid? Why thats Sam!
by SamHansen420 April 20, 2018
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Sam

Sam is an annoying show off with brown hair. He thinks he is very cool and he is good at math. He loves puppies, rainbows, and unicorns, and wants to be a pretty princess when he grows up. His middle name is Helga.
Sam loves puppies, rainbows, and unicorns.
by HIIEUFGHJ November 15, 2017
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