Skippy Time

Applying peanut butter to your genitals so your pet will lick it off.

I cant sext right now, its skippy time.

by AlphaNerd June 21, 2009

Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)

Sleepy-time wankster
Adjective/ˈslēpē/tīm/wanksta

A person that attempts to appear or behave ''Gangster'', by dressing in inappropriately over-sized clothing (or sleepwear) that resembles the bedclothes of children (sometimes achieved through the use of matching sets).

"Hey yo Eli! You seen dat "Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)" over there buyin' chicken and honey-nut cheerios?! High-ass fool need to buy a fuckin' belt!"

"What a cute lil' sleepy-time wanksta wankster! Awww. He looks so comfortable! Like, he could just curl up into a ball and fall asleep on the DMV floor!"

"The only thing that looks uncomfortable on that sleepy-time wankster is his hat. Did he starch that fucking thing, or did he buy it this morning??"

by Señor Nutz August 22, 2011

danielle standard time

The time a "Danielle" will actually turn up.

Also known as DST

" I thought we said we were meeting at 3, where's Danielle"
" She's on DST, Danielle Standard Time"

by The other Danielle October 12, 2013

Sounds like my first time

"That's what he/she said." the phrase "sounds like my first time" can be used in lieu. By definition this refers to the first time one person has engaged in intercourse.

For example: "I don't understand why the packaging is so tight. (Referring to something non-sexual) " "Sounds like my first time."

by Jeff Deglow August 2, 2011

smexy time

its when couples are flirting around with each other making themselves horny. like a day for teasing and making love. a special moment for two individuals who digs each other a lot sexually then doing the deed in a day. a hot dirtyyyy webcam session.

" i miss our smexy time together every sunday "

by hot flip chik May 16, 2009

the best time to wear a striped sweater

Is all the time

-Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants Singing
*The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time*

by yolomcswaggermuffins November 25, 2014

squeaky bum time

Squeaky bum time: The period of time, normally towards the end of a tense and pivotal football match, where nerves are high and people risk shitting themselves in expectation of the outcome.

It was squeaky bum time for Arsenal after Tiote equalised and Newcastle went looking for another

by AndyCarroll_Official June 3, 2016