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think bike

A slogan used by British road safety campaigners to try to reduce the number of motorcycle deaths caused by people riding motorcycles into cars, rather than trying to get motorcycle riders to ride more responsibly.
"I used to ride a motorbike but I had a few close calls and decided it was too dangerous. Think bike? Think maybe I'll stop being a fucktard and get a car before I end up with my handlebars through my sternum."
by Mr. Cardboard November 7, 2011
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Think Before You Speak

An organization that is fighting a losing battle and only succeeding at acquiring teens who want to take a stand against something to feel good about themselves and annoying the rest of the people that know that the majority of homosexuals in the USA don't get offended when people say "that's gay" and even say it themselves.
Think Before You Speak is speaking out against another person saying "that's gay." They should realize that it's much easier and less annoying for everyone else to let the meaning of a word change and its stigma go away than it is to try to get the enormous number of people who speak English to stop saying it by trying to create stigma.
by Logophilia March 31, 2011
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i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife
james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?
by Tipp Ex September 10, 2009
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and I think he/she should run for President

What an idiot says when they're talking about their favorite media person and are trying to look like they know anything about politics.
I like Oprah and I think he/she should run for President!
by JMur December 8, 2007
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Thingies

Used to describe underdeveloped pectoral muscles.
Person 1: Haha, you have THINGIES!
Person 2: They're called PECS!
by ThingiHead November 22, 2016
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When you actually give a fuck but don’t want others to know you do. When you’re hurt by something but your still that bitch.
Them: “sorry we forgot to tell you we were going to smoke”
Me “i don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck because I don’t”
by That bitch coco November 27, 2019
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think tank

An organization that neither is a tank of any form, nor does it's workings involve any logical thought processes.
Various Neo-conservatives are members of influential think tanks
by Calico_Jack September 21, 2003
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