Tampon Muncher

A person who eats (a) women (woman) out whilst they currently have a tampon inside in.

“omg he was a tampon muncher”

by Alexistexas2.0 October 4, 2023

Tampon Bill

Bill is Tampon Bill

Alrighty then tampon bill

by Gotya77 April 7, 2020

Who lit the fuse to your tampon

What people will ask you if you're freakin' out.

"Geez Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Frank."

by HashBrownClown July 29, 2016

icu tampon

The 3 to 5 day old tampon pulled out by a doctor that is later found to be the cause of your septic shock.

"Remember nurse to change daily Otherwise you'll get an icu tampon"

by Lotek March 2, 2015

Tampon

Someone who is a crybaby at work

Jordan always crying around bout work, he needs a tampon

by Nublife March 24, 2023

Tampon

A long string that people use to ‘block up blood from internal bleeding so it doesn’t look like they have pissed there selves and guess what lads they only come for girls this is because the world is sexist and should be fine for a man to use a tampon in his ass :)

Dam girl I’m a man and I want to use a tampon

by Saminman October 21, 2018

used tampon

any, all, and every dangerous, used penises that was previously inserted into anyone else

"Girl! I had no idea he was a used tampon. We met last night but I wouldn't have thought that he ever did that before!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022