shrimp skins

Shrimp skins are the crusty left overs on your dick after you have a good romp with the lady and not clean yourself and just let your river snake air dry.

Dude I got so crazy with Laura last night I passed out after and woke up with shrimp skins.

by Number15footlettuce June 29, 2018

Flat skin

When you have no penis just flat skin and two raisin bollocks.

Joshua Booth has flat skin.

by Jon Belvoir April 18, 2018

Skin nap

When you are at a music festival and get the urge. You and your partner slip into the tent for a little Afternoon Delight.

Phoebe and I had a quick skin nap inbetween sets.

by The Real Chas August 4, 2018

Skin cuffs

When your pants ride above your socks and a band of skin is shown. Best when sitting in a business meeting.

John had skin cuffs today during the budget meeting. He needs longer pants.

by William Greenbriar May 11, 2014

skin dolphin

a male penis, usually spotted in an aquatic environment.

I am not going down to that pool, there is nothing but skin dolphins.

by skin dolphin November 22, 2011

skinning the chicken

the trauma to ones penis when masterbating by which the skin comes dissconnected from the mean.

Ahhh! i beat my dick so hard i started skinning the chicken

by MerderousWaffle May 22, 2019

Hook Skin

An uncircumcised penis that has a significant bend when in the erect state. Can vary in size.

Its bad enough to have a hook skin, but to have a small hook skin is the worst.

by goatofcolors February 3, 2010