kingdom land

when you are simultaneously drunk and high, you enter kingdom land.

josh: "what happened at the party last night?"
troy: "i dont know dude i was in kingdom land the whole time."
josh: "me too, damn kingdom land i cant remember anything."

by kingdomlandkingdotcom October 16, 2009

Circumcision Land

Another name for Israel.

Man, I hate Circumcision Land. They torture male babies a week after they were born.

What’s Circumcision Land?

It’s what I like to call Israel.

by AntiCircumcisionMan August 11, 2020

Lunar landing

A sexual action that involves a man trust falling onto the back side of a women. As the man is landing he needs to calculate for his penis to enter the anal cavity perfectly. Miscalculation lead to a broken dick. *Not a game for the family to play*

“Bro, I finally pulled off a lunar landing on my girlfriend last night. It only took four painful attempts before I stabbed the moon.”

by Platezz January 25, 2018

pizza land

A pizza restaraunt

Corkle went to pizza land for dinner

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone January 17, 2018

land sake

A early exclamation used in a similar context to "well shit" or "oh shit".

Land sake child, you scared me!

Also see land sakes alive for similar expressions

by Momma_Kat January 3, 2017

Landing Hams

The act or procedure of writing shitty humor articles. Weekly.

"Hey Brady, how 'bout "Student Goes to PO, Gets Letter"

by Pennington March 6, 2003

Butter Landing

A butter landing is a type of landing where you have to land smoothly, at less than -100 FPM.

Wow, that's a butter landing.

by J@yden January 22, 2023