Hooker Theory

Otherwise known as the "law of diminishing returns," Hooker Theory refers to the progressive decrease in experienced pleasure relative to expected pleasure (i.e. measured in pleasure-units) per variable input (i.e. dollars per hour).

Steve: Is a thousand-dollar per hour hooker ten times as good as a hundred-dollar per hour Hooker?

Donald: Nope.

Steve: How not!?

Donald: Hooker Theory

by Aarroonn123 March 8, 2010

celebrity hooker

A celebrity hooker is a drink. It consists of equal parts champagne and Diet Coke and a cherry.

Look at Bill Murray, he is drinking a celebrity hooker.

by hotluvin35 November 8, 2009

stupid hooker

A hooker who's so stupid she doesn't even know or realize shes a hooker.

I started dating this chick named Julia Nicole and she was fucking guys for money. I had to inform her she's a pro and she still didn't believe me. Julia is and will always be a stupid hooker.

by rareform3d June 28, 2023

Dead Hooker

Golden Tee Arcade Game-because dudes at the bar group around the thing staring at it like it's a fucking dead hooker.

...boyfriend-less at the bar again...another man lost to the Dead Hooker...

by skyyris December 29, 2004

hooker heels

another name for a person that does not get any action during sex. they are thrown to the side once the action starts, much like hooker heels.

gavin, you were such a pair of hooker heels last night, you didn't even get a turn.

by gavin riley April 5, 2008

pirate hooker

1. A $10.00 drunken skeezer who has a bad snatch and a gash on her hip that will never heal properly.

2. Anyone one who has to put deodorant underneath her tits or needs to shower more than three times a day to stay fresh.

That stupid pirate hooker left skanky naked pictures of herself at my ex-husband's house and now they might end up on MySpace.

by Anonymous in EC April 29, 2006

Dirty Hooker

one shot of tequila immediately chased down with a shot of pickle juice.

at the party last night I took 3 dirty hookers

by greengirl416 April 10, 2010