dirt soap

Ineffective or unsuccessful.

Alternatively: wrong and/or cringe; leaving you feeling dirty afterward

That recent ad campaign was dirt soap. We'll have to take another approach next time. /or/ That show is dirt soap, I always feel yuck after watching it. /or/ Sorry, that information is dirt soap, you should do your research. /or/ Ew, that's dirt soap.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

sugar dirt

Ring around base of penis after anal sec

You better wash that sugar dirt off your dick because your wife will know you been fucking someone’s ass

by RiggerRojo December 7, 2022

Downtown Dirt

Low quality marijuana usually found in an economically strained region.

"Hey man did you pick up any heady bud?"
"No man, all I was able to score was this downtown dirt."

by Captain Dongo March 19, 2009

dirt sundae

When a creampie and moonpie of a female mix together it creates a dirt sundae

She said she loved ice cream so I fucked her and gave her a dirt sundae

by comatost August 14, 2018

Hit the dirt!

An exclamation to warn others to brace for some serious damage by an explosive or vehicle.

Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?

Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.

Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!

Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!

by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020

dirt trap

A female of the slut variety who catches numerous STI's

That bird is a dirt trap

by A.JC May 6, 2015

Dirt Wallet

A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.

Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.

Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."

by The Murricane January 5, 2011