Hal Baker

A man who enjoys a good job as a top celebrity chef, but suffers from poor self masturbation. He usually gains help from a sibling or parent/guardian to finish the process of masturbation for him, up to the point of orgasm.

"He sure is a great cook but I've heard Johnny is a... Hal Baker."

by JackSimmons6754 December 30, 2011

Ohio Baker

even saying this word destroys multiverses, its very powerful.

he is a Ohio Baker

by MarsmarsianE July 8, 2023

Wyatt Baker

A little bitchboy who's goal in life is to do nothing but to displease the people around him.

Damm dude why are you acting like such a Wyatt Baker right now.

by The One Who Is Truthful October 21, 2023

Josh Baker

Someone who dies for nyash

Josh Baker dies for nyash
Josh Baker has died for nyash

by Nyasher the Masher May 20, 2022

bakers virgin

Someone who has only slept with one person. Similar to a dozen and bakers dozen, bakers dozen is 1 more than a dozen.

That kid Adam only has one body, he’s a bakers virgin.

by ChickenSh1tter November 3, 2023

Faith Baker

Good neighbor

Hey faith baker you god of a neighbor.

by Musical41111 July 18, 2020

Nicholson baker

American author and novelist of such books as "room temperature" u and I and vox. Nicholson is somewhat of a gimmickry writer as is evidenced by his novel "vox" a novel About a man who Carries on a sexual relationship with a phone sex operator in the pre internet early 90s. In some ways similar to spike jones more recent movie "her"where a guy falls for his os in a digital sense.

Nicholson baker wrote "mezzanine" an app 130 pp novel. About an office workers 30 second ride up an escalator to the mezzanine level of his office building. Novels such as these are what cements Baker's reputation as the master of minutae.

by 4realazitgits April 11, 2021