c u next tuesday

is a phrase used when trying to be politically correct and avoid the derogatory acronym C.U.N.T

the woman at the BMV was being so omnipotent that i had to say " c u next tuesday" during my departure.

by LORD Mi EGO December 22, 2014

I want next

Phrase used to ask a girl to smash

I want next with her

by Mattyicey04 September 22, 2022

Sometime in the next millennium...

Humorous way of saying, "My request is totally non-urgent; I'm just asking if you could please perform this action when it's convenient for you."

Just like the independent/cautious-minded Angus MacGyver (in one of his TV episodes, he grimly remarked, "When someone assuredly tells me not to worry, THAT'S when I START WORRYING!"), anytime someone begins an assistance-request with, "Sometime in the next millennium...", I get nervous, since in all probability it's gonna be an exceptionally difficult/arduous/boring task that they're asking me about, and/or the undertaking may actually be a lot more urgent than even the requester realizes.

by QuacksO September 19, 2018

Next level hobo shit

When you see a hobo do something extreme and unheard of that depicts a new level of crippling poverty.

"Omg, those two hobos are fighting over a cigarette's butt, that's some next level hobo shit!"

by TremendousClap January 30, 2020

The next backpack

someone that is about to get they booty beat

He threatened you?? I guess he’s going to be the next backpack

by im never getting married January 16, 2020

Sociopath next door

Someone that seems cool and nice on the surface, but is actually a calculating machine.

The sociopath next door is always ready to play.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

your next pembroke house official!

someone approachable, dedicated and creative like Nayana

Vote Nayana for your next pembroke house official!

by aspiringpembrokehouseofficial March 13, 2025