goose toot

Goose Toot: A small increment of time, usually used to describe the time inbetween two actions.

"I'll be there in a goose toot!"

by The Honorable Judge Poopkis December 2, 2005

Moose Goose

A name to call a Canadian. Can be used in an insulting or friendly context

Ex 1
Noah: Ey guys how aboot that hockey game?

Nick: Shut the fuck up Moose Goose

Ex 2
Brad: Yoooo what’s up Moose Goose

Lucus: Ah nothin much, guy, just checking on the maple syrup harvest

by AdnamaFett May 19, 2021

Goose Feeding

An alternate definition for funneling a beer. Tamed geese are fed by tubes being placed down their throats to pump corn and other sources of food into their stomachs. However, from now on, when you want to funnel a beer, you refer to it as Goose Feeding.

Are we goose feeding tonight? I'm down to get some beers in me.

Who wants to feed the goose!?

by Mike Scenery November 24, 2011

spreading the goose

Spreading your vagina on a Twich stream.

Dude, she was totally spreading the goose to increase subs. She'll make partner for sure!

by 2dFx October 16, 2018

blew the goose

When you fuck something up; messed up a project.

Friend: Looses balance, knocks something important over

Me: you really blew the goose

by AshTil October 11, 2020

Ducking the goose

Stepping aside to pass gas as to avoid contaminating the public breathing space.

Thomas was ducking the goose in the basement as the guests arrived.

by Thom Lock May 11, 2019

Dublin Goosing

To pop an ice cube down the crack of a persons ass so that it slides down and melts showing through their clothes and creates the shape of a gooses neck between their legs.

I was Dublin Goosing this woman in a bar the other day just to watch her squirm

by M February 21, 2015