GET THE DOG 

If your ever fucking chasing that 3 metered flatty you'd say "oh fuck me get the dog!"

"OI CUNT GET THE DOG!"

GET THE DOG by anonymous July 16, 2023

Bagging The Dog 

A non graphic way to say you put down the family dog.

Greg: Chelsea. I had to resort to Bagging The Dog.

Bagging The Dog by Paperburritoman September 2, 2023

Flynn the dog 

An autistic dog who hates going inside without muddy paws. It barks at its reaction and will make a bad guard dog as it wants to hug the robber and bite it’s owner

I’ve got a Flynn the dog!

Flynn the dog by Flynn the autistic dog December 9, 2023

Humping the dog 

Standing around doing nothing, typically at work

Boss: “what are y’all doing… humping the dog? Get back to work!”

Humping the dog by BnizzleMcMizzle December 22, 2023

fuck the dog 

when you screwed up, screwed up real bad. when everything has been fucked. the dog is the situation and boy have you fucked it. lord help you.

I fuck the dog during every lecture.

fuck the dog by ligmasugmafugma January 28, 2024

Leaving the dog out to dry 

Leaving one's penis outside of the presumed atire, solo (a.k.a. sans balls).

Leaving the dog out to dry is a euphemism which can be defined as, leaving one's penis external from the assumed attire.

In context: *Dave exits the gentleman's bathroom, penis exposed from his Chino Shorts.

Rhonda: Leaving the dog out to dry, are we?

Leaving the dog out to dry by Dave1256 March 7, 2024

Chewin' the dog

Not a widely recognized phrase, popularized in Rockstar Games 2010 title 'Red Dead Redemption'. The expression is used to describe the act of engaging in casual conversation, often without any specific purpose other than to socialize or pass the time. Similar to more commonly known phrases such as 'shooting the breeze' or 'chewing the fat,' 'Chewin’ the dog' brings to mind images of relaxed, informal dialogue.

Jake: "You ain't very talkative, are you?"
John: "No."
Jake: "I'm just chewin' the dog, mister. It's how I am. I don't mean nothin' by it."

Chewin' the dog by yungdookiesac April 1, 2024