Alien

A subhuman moron that lost owc 2018 and turned his back on his friends

-Yo wtf is this Alien?
-YO WTF ITS ALIEN HE LOST OWC XD

by Micky :) April 30, 2019

Aliens

aliens totally exist living in their planets and space.

will-“Have you seen thoes aliens dawg?”
scotty-“yuh no cap on god brah no kizzy

by admin of interplanetary travel January 13, 2022

Aliens

I guess, yeah... I hadn't though about that before... Why would they NOT look like people?

Hym "Well, yeah... I guess that makes sense, I mean... Yeah... When we think of aliens we think little green men or tall slender greys but yeah, why wouldn't they just look like people? I mean, they would BE people but I mean, like, they would just look human. Bipedal primate-derived humanoids. If you need a planet that is LIKE EARTH... For life to occur... And Primates evolve to develop sentience.... Why would Aliens... Not just look like humans. So yeah... This is a rejoinder to my other thing. If aliens exist, they are either stuck on their planet (like we are) OR they are already here because they don't use rocket propulsion (because that would be retarded and it takes to long to get anywhere) AND they look like people. They just ARE here. Probably trying to hoard all the women and resources for themselves because if we're all racist and morally incoherent why would they not also be that. They probably have some kind of deluded family unit worshipping breeding cult of their own and/or fed us one for free labor. They might even be a hivemind. Which is why our social structure is retarded. They would be trying to model our society after their society and we are not eachother. But, yeah, good point YouTube algorithm. I hadn't though of that."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2023

Aliens

Heyheyhey, Do YOU guys go off?

Hym "Yeah, do YOU go off? Do YOU know what happens? I mean... At this point, you'd better hope it's not me. I mean... Right? Sorry Aliens. Not super thrilled with whatever did this."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Alien Pube

olioq has these under his penis (he is a fat nigger)

"yoooo her fucking tits were halfway out"
"shut the fuck up you alien pube"

by woodball September 28, 2023

Surfing with the Alien

When you pleasure yourself using the eyes in the Chrome Dome box set (by Joe Satriani)

I was surfing with the alien last night, I came so hard , it felt great!

by Strimbles June 12, 2024

aliens are coming

When aliens are coming: 💀
After the alien attack 🛸: ⚰️

guy 1: OH NO ALIENS ARE COMING! ALIENS ARE COMING!
guy 2: and... then?
guy 3: How? Aliens are coming?

guy 2: aliens doesnt exist

guy 1: LOOK AT THE WINDOW!
guy 2: what the...

explosion 💀💀💀💀💀

by mister camera November 21, 2023