April Fool's Day

Noun: A day when one's deepest desire comes *true*. (and fools all their friends on facebook!)

1. Alison changed her relationship status on facebook to "Alison is engaged" on April Fool's Day. Many of her facebook friends fell for it but Betty just laughed at her desperation.

2. Richard buys lotto every week and on April Fool's Day, he updates his facebook status to "Richard is now a millionaire!!! He just won lotto!!!"

by gadgetfish May 1, 2010

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Fools Gold

When a woman fakes an orgasm so she can just get the sex over with already

" I was tired after the show, and he wanted sex, so I just have him fools gold so I could get some sleep."

by wendy14618 March 24, 2016

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Fooled at First Sight

When you think a girl is really hot initially, but then you see other pictures of her that aren't as flattering. Your opinion of this girl deteriorates and you sometimes even question her beauty.

Also can be referred to as Fooled at First Boner.

"I used to think this girl was very hot, but after seeing unflattering Instagram pictures of her, I no longer think much of her in the looks department."

"Seems like you were fooled at first sight."

by Frozone1996 May 18, 2013

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damn straight fool

When one apologises to another, typically one of African-American origin, and promises to either 1. change what they did, or 2. not do what they did again, the second person would use this phrase to make sure the first understands that he doesn't have power.

"I'm sorry sir, I won't shag your wife again."
"Damn straight fool!"

by Riyontakesnoshit May 11, 2016

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